EUROPEAN TIME

5:30 a.m. UK time is 6:30 continental time. But, the 6:30 Stanstead train still leaves at 6:30 UK time.  There was no consoling the German tourist who'd arrived unnecessarily early. The platform attendant tried to explain that the tourist would have to wait an hour or board the 5:30 south, get off at Bishop Storford and cross to the northbound Stanstead. "ACH!" exclaimed the tourist, "You-ur trains never run on time."  — Now, the platform agent had been holding the train for the tourist to make up her mind: would she go or wait. Like clockwork, a voice from the train yelled out, "That is why we want out of fucking Europe." 

#ContinentalDriftIsATheory

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Floored

Max's 2 a.m. zombie, er, uh, city walkie did not disappoint. Following a fellow who had a rough time staggering from the kebab shop cradling his chips while trying to light a joint. A few steps on, the chips were 'floored'. The young man giggled, finally bringing his lighter to the joint's end. Then a toke brought vomit up against a storefront. 

— Free chips & vomit!  All because neither of us could sleep.

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Nye
  
This is how the Zombie Apocalypse begins.  — 6 a.m. dog walk.

Alarm goes off at the funeral home.   
Police roll up to investigate. No sign of break in.
Low, rumbling growl can be heard within.
  
  

A Broken Glass

Since moving to Europe, we've had access to a wider variety of televised news programming: the BBC, of course; France24; Russia Today; Al Jazeera; India's NDTV; and the American duo CNN International and Fox News; among others.  Only Deutsche Welle, the German news service, seems to be wonting.  But, I suppose that's not surprising given the limited number of channels available to news programming.  France neighbours the United Kingdom.  And, Russia now, rather than Germany, represents the UK's eastern concern.

Al Jazeera offers the most well balanced news, though perhaps giving Israeli-Palestinian issues more time than do the other news outlets.  But, the reporting is still fair.  As one thinks about it, one would have to suspect that it would be fair and balanced.  It has to be, doesn't it, with so many critical eyes from so many perspectives concerned that it would be unfair.  The American - or, rather, United States - news programming is by far the least balanced and, often the most biased.  No surprises there either, I guess.  This news comes from a country that describes itself as "The Leader of the Free World" and "The Last Superpower".  These news outlets don't need to think about how others might perceive them.  If you're looking for a pontificator, the U.S. channels provide them, not just reading the news but telling us what to think about it.

Russian Today comes in a close second to U.S. news posturing.  But, the Russian Federation thinks of itself as "The Other Superpower"; so, perhaps there are no surprises there either.  From Bosnia to Georgia, Russia Today hides none of its punches.  It telegraphed war in Georgia even if it didn't point to the exact provocation of it.  On 29 November 2008, I listened in a state of growing shock to a Russia Today late morning interview with leaders of the Republika Srpska, the Serbian part of Bosnia and Herzegovina, as they lay out a case for independence at all costs.  It was salt in an old wound, that appeared on the verge of tearing open.  I fled the broadcast, channel surfing to the usually placid NDTV.  There, the Evening News was posting reports of gun fire and grenade blasts in heart of Mumbai, India's financial capital.  In no time, we became glued to a news outlet that we thought we'd never watch.

Over on one of the Western European channels, various series on issues arising from the European Union's eastern expansion were airing.  One of these series documented the lives of the Roma people across Europe,  but the focus was on Eastern Europe.  While well done, the programs seemed to imply that issues pertaining to the Roma arose solely out of the Czech Republic, Hungary, Poland, Romania, and Slovakia.  Seemingly unaware Western European Roma, the cultural continuum reported fell behind the old Iron Curtain. 

The year 2006 had been designated "The International Year of the Roma".  Yet, though the series made no mention of it, at the end of two years, Italy had all but just given up its attempts to require the fingerprinting of all of its Roma citizenry.  At least it had not been proposed that Italy's Roma were required to wear brown triangles as was required of in Nazi Germany.  The series' penultimate program announced squarely: "the Roma are Europe's new Jews".  New Jews?  The announcer's voice had the cadance of a Christiane Amanpour drawing a point not to be missed: "the Ro-Ma are Europe's (slight breath) New (slight breath) Jews." 

We should probably leave that one right there, just.  It's fragments, like a wedding glass, fly off in too many directions to be swept up cleanly.  In any case, Europe like the U.S. seems married to its traditional perspectives.